If only life were as simple and romantic as a country song.The “almost heaven” of West Virginia can feel like a lonely place for single adults who don’t know where to find their one-true homes.
As Nanny closes her eyes and harmonizes with us, it feels as if the song transports her back to those blue-ridge mountains of West Virginia.Let’s go back to ‘talks about’ and leave dishes in the cupboard.Pre-owned – What is so disgraceful about owning a used car now and then? Firings, quitting, and retirements are streamlined into “offboarding.” Nothingburger – Says nothing that ‘nothing’ doesn’t already. Let that sink in – One could say shocking, profound, or important. Let me ask you this – Wholly unnecessary statement. Impactful – A frivolous word groping for something ‘effective’ or ‘influential.’ Covfefe – An impulsive typo, born into a 140-character universe, somehow missed by the autocorrect feature.Guesstimate – When : 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning. Bigly – Did the candidate say “big league” or utter this 19th-Century word that means, ? Is it rejection angst, or is this word really as overused as word-banishment nominators contend? Dadbod – The flabby opposite of a chiseled-body male ideal. ” – The Committee is not sure why this malapropism got nominators’ dander up in 2016.Should not empower dads to pursue a sedentary lifestyle. Selfie Drone – In what could be an ominous development, the selfie – an irritating habit of constantly photographing and posting oneself to social media – is being handed off to a flying camera. Frankenfruit – Another food group co-opted by “frankenfood.” Not to be confused with other forms of genetically modified language. “It has become widespread to the point of an epidemic,” said a sickened John from Philadelphia, Penn.